Respite from my Wrongs

This little introduction is coming to you live and kicking from my delightful little shack in Stafford Prison. Well, not quite live as this is written by hand and you’re going to see it all typed up and fancy-looking, but as live as it’s going to get.

You probably don’t know who I am yet, or why I’m serving a shortish (I wish - ha!) stint in prison. Don’t worry - you’ll be more familiar than you ever wanted to me with this Smooth Motherbucker before too long. (Don’t worry if that nickname goes over your head - it’ll make sense before too long. Everyone calls me it!)

One of the producers from this incredible show reached out with an offer a few months ago, given that I’m one of the few people who were involved that have experience in entertainment! The exposure I’ll get from writing these posts will give me a queue out the door of people wanting to visit me!

Time for the scoop on why I’m here! I’m going to get special previews via email and then I’m going to dish on what happened behind-the-scenes, and provide anyone who needs a recap with all of the information they need to go forwards into the next episode.

I’ve been told that I can add as much flavour to these as I want, so get your mouths ready for me because I’m going to be spicy!